The alarm clock
Every day the alarm is set to ring at 530. The alarm rings, as all good alarms should. And once the alarm rings, the crony snooze swings into action. Alarm and snooze. One cannot exist without the other. And in my house, alarm comes with atleast 10 snoozes. I wonder what she would do without the infernal snooze button. I would have used the snooze button maybe twice in my lifetime - I am usually up before any alarm and I give rest to the alarm by turning it off before it rings. She uses the snooze button like the manufacturer would be proud of. Yes, she is the perfect customer for snooze buttons. Snooze. Sleep (yes, real sleep, deep sleep, slumber). And then wake up and exactly, correctly, precisely becomes awake enough to press the snooze button (yes, on occasion, the alarm button has taken its place and fooled her, but she is Sherlock when it comes to this) and then sleep again. This is her pattern... And me on the other hand? I am awake. Fully awake, ...